Somanchi has now become the joke supplier to the BITS_Trainees@ST... He got a little busy a few days back and was not sending any jokes. This resulted in decreased efficiency of our work. Mails flew around requesting Somanchi to send jokes and on a day when he was absent, here is a mail send by Mayank in sheer desperation ( inspired by 24)...
" Subject: RE:
Every Body This is Special Agent Jack Bauer.... It's a CODE RED ::: Put out an APB on SHASHANK SOMANCHI effective immediately...suspect is highly trained and heavily armed with jokes..Zero in on the suspect using laughing protection and extreme caution..USE NON-LETHAL FORCE suspect is to be taken into custody and ordered to release his 'biological weapon of mass construction' - his PJs into the ST Trainee List ASAP failing which he should be neutralized covertly. Consider all ST security personnel at your service. Redards, Agent Bauer(Mr. Anderson/Mayank Kr. Singh), Special Agent,Ex-CTU currently a trainee,STM.
"
Well PS still continues, and has such moments too...but it has become too drag now...maybe it has to do with the fact that its nearly 4 months now or the fact that we have been asked to start working on the final reports now.
Also another observation: My bus driver (see earlier posts tagged PS to know more about him) is similar to Michael Schumacher. Both of them love the rain to drive. Recently when there were rains in Delhi, and every vehicle was driving slow, our bus fellow got us home in record time, faster than any of the dry (as in not rainy :P) days..
Also had a gr8 start to the week..thanks to the news that Nimit, Meet, Lalit, and Prateek have got into BHEL in the second innings of BHEL Placement. Congrats to everyone who has made it…
" Subject: RE:
Every Body This is Special Agent Jack Bauer.... It's a CODE RED ::: Put out an APB on SHASHANK SOMANCHI effective immediately...suspect is highly trained and heavily armed with jokes..Zero in on the suspect using laughing protection and extreme caution..USE NON-LETHAL FORCE suspect is to be taken into custody and ordered to release his 'biological weapon of mass construction' - his PJs into the ST Trainee List ASAP failing which he should be neutralized covertly. Consider all ST security personnel at your service. Redards, Agent Bauer(Mr. Anderson/Mayank Kr. Singh), Special Agent,Ex-CTU currently a trainee,STM.
"
Well PS still continues, and has such moments too...but it has become too drag now...maybe it has to do with the fact that its nearly 4 months now or the fact that we have been asked to start working on the final reports now.
Also another observation: My bus driver (see earlier posts tagged PS to know more about him) is similar to Michael Schumacher. Both of them love the rain to drive. Recently when there were rains in Delhi, and every vehicle was driving slow, our bus fellow got us home in record time, faster than any of the dry (as in not rainy :P) days..
Also had a gr8 start to the week..thanks to the news that Nimit, Meet, Lalit, and Prateek have got into BHEL in the second innings of BHEL Placement. Congrats to everyone who has made it…
8 comments:
he APB is very well constructed and highly appreciated.plz give my congratulations to the ultra-creative soul who has written it.
Bhai, creative logon ki yaha kami nahi hai…After this mail there was a long drawn discussion as to how jack Bauer was not Ex-CTU. Vellapanti ki hadd…
I’ll pass on the compliments. ;)
yoyoyoyoyoyo Thank you for mentioning me on your blog :)
Yaar..this has been the bestest news this sem frm the placement side... :D
Kaunsi jagah di hai tujhe??
Thanks mate ... ya it has been great. Placed in city of nizams Hyderabad!.
sahi..but not very close to home...
lets see..if CSC moves me it could be Hyderabad.. ;)
phir hum saath saath honge...
did i see my name :)
:D
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